Thursday, July 03, 2008

Happy Birthday America! Lets all take a moment to appreciate what makes this country great; Hot chicks, guns, baseball, bikinis, watermelon, g-strings, capitalism, internet porn, and big trucks.
Enjoy your birthday all you filthy fun-loving, grog-guzzlin', weed smokin', sex drivin' honkies.... And don't for get to pee off a boat, wave your flags high, drink some whiskey, explode things, and for pete-sake please be SAFE. GO USA!


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