Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Return of the Doctor

Friends and muff-diving colleagues, I'd like to announce that Tha' Docta' is in da' house! It has been a while since I have written you, but this is only because I have been traveling the world muff-diving. These journeys have taken me to many a' tavern and brothel in search of taverns and brothels. Oh the joy! I experienced and the pain! I endured as I traversed through many moist valleys and over multitudes of supple peeks. I was there to witness the lighting of The Great Fire Crotch in the Ande Mountains when the towns-people hold their ritual dip-a-stick dance in thanks to the God of the Fire Crotches. I was brought to the sweet poppy lands of South East Asia where my trip allowed me to drink from the nectar of life and truly turn women into wine. I invented new positions and potions with the Alchamist in Mumbai\, climbed the Temple of 12 virgins, and medicated the wounded at the Great Wall of Humping.

It's good to be back with me feet plated in the good ole' US-of-A. I wish you all the best hunting and diving.


Blogger Thankful Paul said...

Hello! :)

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