Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Celebrity Window

On display, we run wicked games,
quick steps into laughter no time to delay
Get on the shot list, step up to the plate, its your turn to play.
Cue balls hit dominoes, the dice hit the floor, aces over deuces, these children seek more
We've run through the beach, feet filled with sand,
of translations in booze songs that pass through our hands
It's youthful laughter we enjoy so much,
we've protected ourselves and profected the touch.
It's a soft silly kiss or a sweet lullaby,
this craddle it rocks us to the lyrics of our lives
We strive for a place that we'll all feel free,
enjoying the playground that still swings me.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Tiger Tail

Ass, everyone has one and everyone likes to get some. You're a fool if you don't believe professional athletes cheat regularly. You're a fool to believe that lust doesn't trump morality every time. You're a fool if you're attitude about Tiger Woods has changed just because he cheated on his wife. Right or wrong, people have desires and given the chance people will fulfill them. Everyone loves being wanted by the opposite sex, people want the re-assurance that they are wanted and can still pull ass. We want to feel sexy, desirable, and get that rush that comes only with a new romantic encounter. People like to get down and dirty, we like to close the door and take it all off. Sex is addictive and like any other drug, once you've had it you want to repeat that high. Tiger Woods is the most recognizable athlete in the world, are you surprised women throw themselves at him? Please, he might be a Stanford dork but he's a rich famous Stanford dork. And if I know anything about women I know they love two things: Celebrity, and money. So go back to your homes, put away your tar and feathers, and leave the guy alone. And remember what they say, for every beautiful woman...There's a man who's tired of screwing her.

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Who doesnt like to get laid? Leaves of grass and soft balls, that's who. If she's in your kitchen, she's not there for the weather so make the most of it and light a fire of sedution and opportunity. Everybody loves sex, unless you're a liar. So keep hittin on hot people, look for love or lust, and begin a new fun adventure of guilty pleasure