Monday, June 30, 2008

I like it I love it I want some more of it....

Next time you're doing it to her, show a little tenderness and care. Women really appreciate the casual tug of the hair, or firm smack upside the ass...It lets them know their place...Under you balls deep. Show her you care by caressing her insecurities with sweet nothings and pillow talk. Some classics ; "You like that big cock don't you" "I'm gonna make you scream" "Lets wake up the neighbors" "OOO ya, suck that dick" "Ride that cock" "Grab your titties" and "take that shit". But feel free to throw in your own personal spin; its really a matter of creativity.
If you do well she too will join in on the fun and throw in some of her own lexicons. You know you're knocking one out of the park when you hear things as heart-warming as ; "Oh fuck me harder" "Ya give it to me" "Fuck me with that hard cock" "Slap my ass" "Fuck me from behind" "Make me take it" "Tell me I'm your bitch" and my favorite "OOOO AAAA I'm cumming." Such enunciation is found rattling off the holyiest of bedrooms walls and into living room floors my friends,
make that verbiage yours tonight.

Monday, June 23, 2008

The other guy

So I was perusing the W4M section of Craigslist when I came across this picture and thought it really sucks to be the other guys in some fantastical personals section online. I mean what did this guy do to be plastered all over the internets with what can only be described as a desprate mega beast woman. Next time you are posting your ads in casual encounters, please leave out the picture we took together at lake winitonka when we were 13...those were the "akward" years.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Pleasure is my greatest companion

Isn't it all really about tits and balls, dicks and wet vaginas? Well I say it is sir. When you really get down to the nuts and bolts of the thing nothing really matters unless you're getting off. And I say go yonder my well hung friend...go to the brothels, the tittie houses, and dive bars; Drink whiskey and feel boobies; slut it up in the toilet room for all the bar to hear. Find yourself a nice sloppy piece of ass tonight to turn your fantasies into realites. One piece of advice I learned from a man many years my coital senior: "Always treat a princess like a whore and a whore like a princess"....Try it tonight, see where it gets ya.
Have you ever been hooking up with someone in a dark room and completely forget who she is? Who she is (easy), what she looks like, how the two of you ended up in this position under the coffee table? It's a scary feeling for a second, but then you just go with it cause you really don't want to embarass this little lass when she's all fired up and rubbing her wetness down your cock leg.
Have a fine weekend my friends, and please for the love of god, it doesn't matter what she looks like, just get some.